Smallville instant reactions
Ooops, meant to cut this: OK, here goes.


We have “duh” look, followed by “Who farted”, and then “Sorry, Alex, I don’t know the Kansas state capital for 400”

Then the fortress of really painful dildos
And credits, Too jumpy, if you ask me. Evil Lex, Veronica Sullivan.

Look, it’s Lana’s real mother/acting coach
“We are filled with ennui. Shall we eye-blow some primitives up?

She’s irrelevant! Yes indeed. I love these two. Even if he does look like an SG1 extra, sans gold tattoo.

The destructed farmhouse is a bit less tolerable in light of recent events

Lex is looking for that lightswitch

Where’d you go, Clhoe? Come to think of it, where’d my career go?

Look, a futuristic roach trap!

Hmm, superspeedy pretty people plus Clark can do that too = Clark has some splainin to do

Study with diligence? I think they sent the wrong alien.

I’m putting on a sweater, Chloe’s cold.

Kal El’s watching Krypto porn

Hee! Apt advertising (HPGoF)

Yellow sun:? as opposed to what other one in this solar system?

“You have my word” yeah, that and 2.50 will get you a cup of coffee

Faster than a speeding supercliche

Lana had an accident with her spin art machine

If Lex leaves Lana on the ground, is he evil or very very good?

The SuperGay persuasion, she means. Or conversely, “I always knew you weren’t of the SuperHetero persuasion”

Iceberg to your Titanic? Eww, that reminds me too much of my first job on the AOL board, where I had to judge 80 gazillion Titanic based fics. Truly truly atrocious, almost all of them.

If you’re just joining us, Clark has discovred he’s not alone. There are other dumb gay pretty boys in Kansas.

Lana limping. Hmm, maybe she’s been crossed with House

Okay, creepy Lionel. Seriously. Not to mention what a shame he’s doing to that pretty floor. But ZOD! (and wouldn’t Lex look spiffy in that patent leather the movie version wore?)

OK, Jonathan teary is making me teary too.

And I thought Lana’s acting was stiff, it’s nothing compared to the way the Kryptomeanies walk

Uhoh, don’t be an ass Clark. Because I really won’t have much sympathy for you when Lex objects. Shitballs.

“What’s an epicenter, Lex? Is that like the thing my mom uses on her legs?”

Because I’m always less than honest with you, Lex. Be straight with you? I thought you said you liked it when we…”

Why does Clark’s voice go down two octaves when he says ‘I’m Kal El’?

Oooh, s spirograph that turns into the stargate! Phantom Zone! (shouldn’t it be square?) Ah, there we go. SO like 80s MTV They aren’t really gone all the way, are they? That’s lame.

Clark’s watched many a CGIset out that window with Lex.
And the roach trap goes back to Clark.

Next on Extreme Home Makeover…

“Did Jor El take your gay, too, Clark? (Jonathan hopes)
No, now you’re just a useless alien. You still aren’t human.

And a step to the fuuuutuuure

Lex, you can take me home anytime.

Ick, Lana and I share a favorite flower

Good God, Clark, don’t hold a girl to her “if this was the end of the Earth” love sex promises..

No, you didn’t mean it, Clark.

Whoa, so that’s where the XF black oil got to.